Friday 30 May 2008

Lady in red

This situation was happening to me last week. And up to now I still feel myself extremely embarrassed and jolly, at the same time.

The story I am going to retell is about my naughty penis who likes to stick out like a sore thumb all the time when it should obediently wait and sleep.

That happened in a sunny day when I was wandering around with my girlfriend. While walking in the park we've noticed a beautiful lady, in a red mini dress, with long cascading hair, with Pam's puppies and scrumptious lips.

Mamma mia! My eyes were on cloud nine in no time. Say nothing of my buddy! Steady ready go and Voila! - His Majesty Penis is awaken! Stiff, hard like a mountain and ready for the continuation of scenario! Funny, no? What should I do?

That situation was so stupid and my lover has noticed my Willy's interest for that mysterious lady in red. Well, I am lucky that my girlfriend has a good humor and understands, somehow, a man's psychology and didn't get angry with me.

And however, how can I get rid of an erection when I'm in a situation that would be very embarrassing? How often does it happen to you, guys?