The Things Amazed Me

Penis ring

2008-07-08T07:34:00.000-07:00

One of the most popular means for penis enlargement is penis ring. It is put on the base of the penis and promotes for venous hyperemia. Blood inflow does not harm, that is why cavernous bodies can feel comfortable.

Blood outflow reduces considerably, and penis stays hard on for a long period of time. In addition to this simple medical effect, psychological factor should not be disregarded: such penis add some kind of manhood and power to its carrier, and his penis looks bigger and more attractive.

Design and material penis rings are made of – steal and leather – make man display features, which are characteristics of real man. This super penis ring will make your penis long playing! It is stuck up, and the belt, which is put on the scrotum, makes balls look more rounded.

Hell, oral sex is considered a perversion!

2008-06-18T05:58:00.000-07:00

I've found quite an interesting article about sexual perversion and I'd like you to read it and get acknowledged with some intriguing facts about this sexual behavior.

Perversion as a concept stems from medicine and was widely spread by Sigmund Freud.
Perversion was defined as something immature, sick; an uncommon condition or a deviation from normal.

Most people know what sexual perversion is as this term is used more often.
According to some surveys it was estimated that 1 individual out of 100 believe that nothing is perverse.

Just have a glance at the following issues and get familiar with truly freaky sexual behaviors:

- sex with children or pedophilia (child prostitution and pornography involving children, incest, rape, etc);
- Sexual violence (rape, coercion, violation, sexual harassment);
- sodomy;
- Homosexuality;
- Bisexuality;
- Sadomasochism, sadism, masochism or briefly saying BDSM;
- sex in group, exchanging sex partners or swinging;
- commercialization of sex through hard-core pornography;
- accessories and huge sex toys;
- coprophilia and golden shower sex;
- public sex (exhibitionism);
- sex sessions with an abnormal sex partner (necrophilia, retarded partner, etc);
- selfishness and egoism (contamination of one's sex partner with an STD, contempt, double standard, etc);
- hypersexuality (a person's thoughts are overfilled with sex related issues only, excessive activity and exaggerated sexual desire);
- free sex;
- sex with no feelings, just pure passion;
- sexual activities with relatives;
- the use of foodstuffs for stimulation and penetration;
- anything that do not involve a woman and a man in a sexual intercourse;
- sex with animals (zoophilia);
- sick male and female sexual fantasies, etc.

For me it's quite strange the fact that anal sex, bisexuality, hypersexuality, pure passion, oral sex are viewed as perversions. Never knew that oral sex is a weird sexual behavior...

Lady in red

2008-05-30T07:29:00.000-07:00

This situation was happening to me last week. And up to now I still feel myself extremely embarrassed and jolly, at the same time.

The story I am going to retell is about my naughty penis who likes to stick out like a sore thumb all the time when it should obediently wait and sleep.

That happened in a sunny day when I was wandering around with my girlfriend. While walking in the park we've noticed a beautiful lady, in a red mini dress, with long cascading hair, with Pam's puppies and scrumptious lips.

Mamma mia! My eyes were on cloud nine in no time. Say nothing of my buddy! Steady ready go and Voila! - His Majesty Penis is awaken! Stiff, hard like a mountain and ready for the continuation of scenario! Funny, no? What should I do?

That situation was so stupid and my lover has noticed my Willy's interest for that mysterious lady in red. Well, I am lucky that my girlfriend has a good humor and understands, somehow, a man's psychology and didn't get angry with me.

And however, how can I get rid of an erection when I'm in a situation that would be very embarrassing? How often does it happen to you, guys?

An Antique that truly Wows

2008-05-15T00:31:00.000-07:00

Gee! Look at this item! What is it? It's a condom, ladies and gentlemen! And is not an ordinary one! You'll never find such a marvelous accessory in any sex toys store.

You'll find it in the Tirolean County Museum in Austria. It's the oldest surviving condom in the world – a splendid sheath that has been put on display the former summer.

The antique features a wondrous construction made out of pig intestine that stems from 1640. The reusable sheath is completely intact and comes complete with an instructive manual written in Latin.

The manual stipulates some tips regarding the condom's usage. For instance, there is suggested that the user should immerse the condom in warm milk prior to its use. This procedure has been proved to avoid diseases.

Hey guys, would you like a piece of intestine on your penis? Pretty tantalizing! Hell, it seems so disgusting!

Play a game. Arouse your appetite!

2008-04-25T02:17:00.000-07:00

Arouse your appetite! Transform his belly into your kitchen table! Get sweet berries, banana pieces, whipped cream and spread it out on his body

Than, using playful tongue collect gently every crumb for devouring it. Get some ice cubes in your mouth and perform delightful blow-job on him! It is really incredible.

Play sexual roles! You may be a waitress, stewardess, nurse, whore… Let his desires come true with your help.

Use tricks for teasing him and to create a favorable atmosphere for your further sex ride. Always remember that foreplay is an inevitable part of our sexual life.

Wish you to think over and get intricate in perceiving this love game. Just try this and exquisite sensations are guaranteed.

Holy Father was busted in sex shop

2008-03-21T05:32:00.002-07:00

In Wurzburg (Germany) Holy Father from Benedictine cloister was busted in sex shop for some porn movies theft.

The cops find 230 porn movies when searching his cell and not all of them was bought legal.

The offence prevent sex-shop salesman. He saw the monk trying to hide 4 gay porn movies in his jacket side pocket. The monk try to run away but didn’t successes.

2008-03-21T05:32:00.000-07:00

Italian scientists have cleared that love emotions are practically identical to psychological breakdown.

The point is that man in love blood loses up to 40 percent of protein. Not without reason is it said – “He fall apart”.

Top 10 most sexual models

2008-03-14T06:00:00.000-07:00

10. Natalia Vodianova

9. Ana Beatriz Barros

8. Yamila Diaz-Rahi

7. Isabeli Fontana

6. Alessandra Ambrosio

5. Karolina Kurkova

4. Tyra Banks

3. Adriana Lima

2. Gisele Bundchen

1. Heidi Klum

Is it possible to make sex in the cosmos?

2008-02-22T08:03:00.000-08:00

According to French writer Pier Coller which 3 December presented his book about cosmos, it is possible. Under exploratory program of human survival in cosmos, Russian astronauts make sex, Coller consider. About this fact Pier Coller narrate in his book “The last mission: Earth. People travel”.

Coller also wrote that in 1996 NASA specialists select with computer selection 10 from 20 most usage sex positions. Before go in cosmos astronauts practice this sex positions on Earth. And then try to copy in cosmos. They succeed only 4 poses from ten. The other 6 as it turned out could be bring to life only with help of other persons.

Porn images for blind people

2008-02-16T02:09:00.000-08:00

Hustler porn-magazine maker Larry Flint and endowment The Helen Keller Foundation, created for blind people help, realize co-project on translate pornography to Braille.

Project realizing took 5 years of research work; the result is improvement of porn image translation technology to Braille.

“In order to read texts written on Braille, a blind person usual needs two hands”. “Our research was on way to make blind people possible read the pictures using only one hand” – told The Helen Keller Foundation representative Brain Jennings.

Nonprofit institution The Helen Keller Foundation holds research work on picture translation to Braille. The picture was from graphite to Picasso painting. But they confronted by difficulties; porno pictures perceived complicated; it is much difficult to impart them to Braille.

“We spend years let blind people understand this pictures”, - Brain Jenkins said.
Hustler porn-magazine maker Larry Flint thought the philanthropists carry out a good job and promise that special page for blinds will appears permanently in his magazine.

“Pleasure of pornography should be accessible not only for seeing”, - Larry Flint said.

2008-02-08T07:39:00.001-08:00

Israel court adjudicates the man who changed his sex is forbade to meet his daughter.

Now the man who changed his sex should not see his 9 years daughter.

The court motivates the decision that daughter could think her father is in sober fact her mother.

Israeli gives notice of appeal in Supreme Court of justice. Simultaneously he demands to free him from pay alimony. It is interesting, but the court denies a request.

The plaintiff thought that the court denies him because of operation which is Judaism law contradictory.

Israel Supreme Court of justice has denied a request similarly.

Could you imagine?

2008-01-30T07:47:00.000-08:00

More than 100 millions of couples have sex each day all over the globe.

Erect pizzle of hump-backed whale achieves 10 feet long.

Each year 11000 Americans got injuries because of trying new sex position.

The first condom was invented in the beginning of 1500 by Charles Condom for Henry VIII. The condom was made from sheep bowels.

Genghis Khan was died in time of having sex.

People which drink coffee have sex more often than people which don’t drink coffee.

In ancient Africa cocoon of different plants was used as contraceptive.

The eagles make sex in flying and often fall at the ground.

In times of Rome Emperor, people thought that elephant's excrement averts pregnancy.

The most cheap prostitutes is in Petrapole, not far from Bangladesh (India), local women propose themselves for only 10 rupees, it approximately 30 cents.

The most porn movies act man is John C. Holmes, well known as Johnny Wadd. He was act in more than 2250 porn movies. In 1988 the actor died from SIDA.

Porn actress and teacher

2008-01-24T06:42:00.000-08:00

Italian teacher acting in porn movies is forbidden to teach.

Anna Ciriani is carried away by abnormal for teacher hobby. She tries to combine teaching with participation in erotic shows and porn movies.

In Internet adult video she is well-known as – Madameweb. Now Anna could entirely devote herself to porn industry as she is forbidden to teach.

At first “porn-teacher” had to leave secondary school at Pordenon. As pupils find in Internet her naked photos and stick them in bathroom. Anna moved to adjacent town and starts to teach in school. But ruin Anna a video tape with her participation in Berlin erotic festival.

This festival is wide spread occurrence in the web. So, Italian authorities decided to discharge porn star from office.

Meanwhile, the “porn-teacher” is very amazed and upsets about hereby incident. She considers that her hobby is not a problem for teaching.

Did you know that?

2008-01-16T08:06:00.000-08:00

Californian cats and dogs in order to make sex should get firs special permission.

In Utah is contra-indicated making sex with a man during he is transported in
resuscitation department.

Under Alaska law the elk couldn’t make sex at the city streets.

In Washington allowed is the only missionary sex position.

If Idaho police officer sight people making sex in the car he should firs give a signal then wait 2 minutes and only after that is allow come up to the car.

In Iowa man could have only 3 sips in time of sex making.

In Michigan women is forbidden to cut hair without her husband permission.

In Oregon is illegal be foul-mouthed in time of sex making with your wife.

In Pennsylvania is illegal make sex with a truck driver in his truck.

In South Dakota is forbidden to have sex at the hotel room floor.

There is a law in Texas which forbidden pigs to make sex at the airport territory.

In Wyoming the law forbidden make sex close to shop enter.

In Montana having sex in front of your house after sunset is forbidden.

In Nebraska in order to make sex in the hotel room you should be in clean nightdress.

In New Mexico having sex in the car in time of lunch break is forbidden, it’s legal you only have curtain in your car.

In Nevada sex without condom is illegal.

In Oklahoma the law forbidden the person masturbate while the person is looking how two other persons having sex it the car.

In Lebanon the man could have sex with the animals only if the animal is female. Sex with male animal is death penalty.

In Bahrain man-gynecologist should look at woman genitals (in time of examination) only in help of mirror.

In Indonesia the punishment for masturbation is beheading.